Monday, December 11, 2017

She's Back

I literally forgot I even had a blog...

Then a few weeks ago I found out I was pregnant, and the whole world started to rearrange.
That's when the thought occurred- "I should totally blog about this."

Oh yea, I have one.

So guess who's back?

I write this as I'm cramming buttery smooth Great Value crackers in my mouth to avoid the horrid taste that I know will creep back up if my taste buds remain vacant for too long.
It's like I've been sucking on a penny that's been in the floor of my car for 5 months.

I've tried Sprite, Coke, Diet Coke, Fanta, RC Cola, Sonic cokes, etc..
Water it is....
Atleast I'm not consuming all the caffeine that Google says I shouldn't have.
Although, I am consuming hot dogs, lettuce, deli meat, and whatever processed junk I deem fit to eat.
At this point in life, if I realize I'm hungry for something, then I have to go get it or find it or cook it.
At that moment, all other foods become null in void- literally- they are deemed disgusting and are not fit to eat or be within visual range.

Needless to say, Piper is so confused by her momma's eating habits right now and why we avoid the chip aisle at the local Walmart.
Bleh.

When they say you forget all the pain and suffering of pregnancy after you have a child, they mean it.
I forgot how miserable "the sickness" is, and how real the struggle of figuring out what will not make you want to toss your cookies.

Well it's all coming back now. All of it.
Well crap.